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Shock
developments at Moon HQ as the editor chooses the 13th of January
as the ideal date for a move. 
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The Formal Announcement (AKA Blatant Marketing)
Editor pretends he is a deep thinking strategist and produces an off-the-cuff press release about his new venture that took him a whole weekend and makes him sound delightfully pretentious.
Welcome Lori and Welcome Back Dave
Our internet bore returns in triumph while we outdo even our extraordinarily high standards of eccentricity by making our first brand new hire - a make-up artist from the TV industry.
www.giraffeads.com
Not a bad effort, we like to think, considering we have just opened. And if we are wrong, and it's not so hot, we give lots of reasons why. Or excuses some would say.
Recruitment Suppliers & Why You Hate Them
Top reasons why recruitment suppliers (not us, naturally) can drive you round the bend.
All Change Again
The recruitment advertising MD shuffle hits the top of the charts and, irritatingly, takes the limelight off our launch.
Web Words
Would you use your press ad as the basis for a TV ad? You would? Oh, then don't bother reading this. If not, then here's some wise advice that we'd like to pretend is from us. But it's not really.
My Sorta Gal
How an advertising agency should really be run according to a woman who is even scarier than Maria when she's at full rant.
Lobotomy Central
A detailed explanation of our plans and as well as some reassurance that we still know how to place advertisements. Well some of us do anyway.
Jobsworth
Now the word "friendly" is discriminatory where will it all end? In tears, probably.
Conflicting Accounts
The truth about office arguments and why we all love them.
Rebranding
The "in-thing" in corporate Britain but it doesn't often work. Like much of corporate Britain really.
PC World
No not the computer retailer, but a lady with a "whole belly roll thing going on".
Crime Pays
How links with crime can improve the response to your advertising.
E Be Gone!
Ever wish an employee would just vanish? Well here's how you can make it happen.
Cool Company
The corporate jingle top ten, which proves that management consultants, despite huge brains that allow them to speak meaningless jargon fluently, in 17 languages, are really fun people at heart.
Shorts